Roy and Alpha
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Vladimir was angry, and as usual, he took his anger out on Roy.
"What have you done, you blithering idiot!" he half yelled, half asked the younger man. Roy wasn't sure what to do, so he just stood there, probably with a dumb expression on his face. "You are an absolute, blithering imbecile! I can't believe I let her talk me into keeping you! What a blithering moron!" Vladimir was a man with a limited vocabulary; Roy had counted him using the word "blithering" at five different times, eight including the three times he'd just used it. Apparently Roy had missed something while he was musing, however, because the much taller m